In the spirit of fun, I offer this list.
10 Things Catholics DON'T Say
- Pope Francis sure seems to have the same style as all the other Popes, doesn't he?
- We sure could use more jokes in the homilies around here!
- I wonder how I could be added to the finance council?
- As a visitor to this parish, I was hoping they would ask me to raise my hand!
- About time! We haven't heard anything on stewardship in ages!!!
- Don't you believe 2 Kings 2:23-24 has the answer to every question in life?
- More meetings please!
- So, we started out the youth night we a little Metallica to set the mood.
- I have some gossip I would like to share with you.
- I understand everything JPII ever wrote!