Friday, June 14, 2013

10 Things Catholics DON'T Say

A while back, there was an internet trend of videos that had "stuff ____ say". Some were good, some were OK, some were really funny.

In the spirit of fun, I offer this list.

10 Things Catholics DON'T Say
  1. Pope Francis sure seems to have the same style as all the other Popes, doesn't he?
  2. We sure could use more jokes in the homilies around here!
  3. I wonder how I could be added to the finance council?
  4. As a visitor to this parish, I was hoping they would ask me to raise my hand!
  5. About time! We haven't heard anything on stewardship in ages!!!
  6. Don't you believe 2 Kings 2:23-24 has the answer to every question in life?
  7. More meetings please!
  8. So, we started out the youth night we a little Metallica to set the mood.
  9. I have some gossip I would like to share with you.
  10. I understand everything JPII ever wrote!
Got one? Leave a comment.


Sister Rose Pacatte, FSP said...

Let's get to mass on time!

Let's sit in the front!

Chris Duffel said...

Whatever questions you have that can't be answered by 2Kings can be answered by Numbers 22:28.

The gospel according to she bears and talking donkeys.

Scott Whitaker said...

I like #5

Scott Whitaker said...

I like #5

Unknown said...

Oh I like this Marcel!!

Love number 10....I wish I did though!

Christian LeBlanc said...

I'm look for another way to contribute to the parish.

Ted said...

Oh, goody! Confession!

THeFiSH said...

I have to disagree with #8. Metallica's Ride the Lightning, and Master of Puppets albums should be required listening for ALL youth (in my humble opinion!)

Michael Fraley said...

"May I please read the announcements?"

Zuzanna said...

"If you believe that, you're going to go to hell!"

Bible Catholic said...

"Oh, darn. There aren't any seats left in the front of the church."