10 Reasons To Love Being Bald
- Save money on haircuts and hair products.
-I will save somewhere between $5,000 - $10,000 over the course of my lifetime.
- Save time.
-I don't have to fix my hair, dry it after a shower, or even look in a mirror most days.
- Look better with a goatee (or any kind facial hair)-Have you ever noticed how many bald guys have goatees? It is because they look so stinkin' awesome...
- Never get carded.
-We carry our "over 21 ID" loud and proud on top of our heads.
- No "hat head"
-I can take off a hat and never have to worry about what I look like once I go inside.
- No dandruff.
-No hair = no flakes.
- Bald guys are more "manly".
-Baldness is caused by testosterone. Duh, winning!
- Bald heads are more touchable.
I never got random head rubs before being bald. Now some people can't resist.
- Cooler in the Texas heat.
Natural air conditioning.
- God made us to be this way.
FYI - Most of the really cool male Saints were bald.