How about "Hey Martin, why don't you start a new church?"
Ooh I love these .
Haha, very nice. (I was afraid these were Tea Party Jesus-es from the Facebook preview!)
"Want to be a god? Join my church and baptize people even after they die and when you die you will be a god with your own planet just like me!"
"I promise that priests will always give great homilies, so that you will not waste your time at Mass on Sundays."Also, "Watching a minister on TV is fine if it is raining."
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