Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Thou Shalt Not

The Ten Commandments are still valid, even today.
Thou Shall NOT:

1 - Steal from someone's purse while they are kneeling to pray.

2 - Assault your spouse using Cheetos. Remember, there might be a Jesus Cheeto in there.

3 - Accuse sharks of being serial killers. They have to kill to be sharks. Humans don't.

6 - Charm worms. Snake charming is bad enough.

7 - Transport illegal drugs in a casket. No commentary needed.

10 - Waste your time on stupid news.

1 comment:

Rudy said...

10. And I just spent 3 minutes on this one!