The Ten Commandments are still valid, even today.
Thou Shall NOT:
1 - Steal from someone's purse while they are kneeling to pray.
3 - Accuse sharks of being serial killers. They have to kill to be sharks. Humans don't.
4 - Search the internet for "Susan Boil", "Rod Steward" or "paperview boxing". Becuz I no howe to spel.
6 - Charm worms. Snake charming is bad enough.
7 - Transport illegal drugs in a casket. No commentary needed.
10 - Waste your time on stupid news.