The Pope's Cologne. There are a million punchlines to this one.
- An infallible smell.
- Why God gave us a nose.
- Not for Luther.
- Tested on funny looking Swiss men.
- Indulge your senses
- Frankensensational
- Don't smell like a relic...smell incorrupt
- Smell like a German Shepherd
- Magisterial Musk
- Papa's Profumo
- An 'in scent' for the masses
- Put on the odor of sanctity
- Smells like... salvation
- He can't attract the ladies. But you sure can.
- For Petes' Neck
Please add your own.
"Indulge your senses"
ReplyDelete"Frankensensational"
"Smells like a man...
A holy man"
"You've got the keys to the City, an apartment in the new part of town, that flashy Mercedes SUV, nice threads...now complete the package with the Pope's Cologne"
"A faithful fragrance that works"
"Don't smell like a relic...smell incorrupt"
"Spray some on your head and hands as well"
"Smell like a German Shepherd"
"Anoint that sweaty zuchetto"
"When 5 o'clock comes around, throw off your miter, kick off your red shoes, dust off that old black cassock and hit the town. Oh, and don't forget to splash on some Pope's Cologne."
Cunningly Catholic
ReplyDeleteMagisterial Musk
Papa's Profumo or Papst-Parfüm for Germans
The Pieta of Colognes
Vatican Virility
"An 'in scent' for the masses"
ReplyDelete"Smell like your father... The Holy Father"
Is it authentic, historic, refreshing,INFALLIBLE??
ReplyDeleteYou better believe it.
I really do make it from the original formula of Pius IX with real essential oils. It is a very nice, refreshing Old World cologne.
Fred Hass
President
Excelsis
"Put on the odor of sanctity"
ReplyDeleteSmells like... salvation.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, Father, is that the Pope's Cologne you're wearing?
One billion Catholics. One scent.
Smell ya later!
Smell so good for so long. Just like Pio Nono.
He can't attract the ladies. But you sure can.
ReplyDeleteSee of Peter. Smell of Heaven.
It'll work miracles for you.
Eau de P'eau N'eau N'eau
ReplyDeleteFor Petes' Neck
ReplyDelete"Put it on and she can see your soul."
ReplyDelete...historic, refreshing aftershave...a great gift for Faters' Day...any day !
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